I find this book amusing. Although Im not really into reading books, i take recommendations from friends.

This book is about preparing oneself for death. I know it is somehow pathetic but it teaches every reader never to miss a single handshake, a kiss, a hug; face death bravely and with dignity.

Now I know what my friend is talking about.

Good reading material - i have gone thru chapter 5 already. :P

XXX: Welcome to XXXXXX! How may I assist you?

Visitor: i need help
Visitor: i ran away from home got pregnant, now i have no where to go,
Visitor: ur my only friend
Visitor: and i know were going to be together forever!

XXX: I'm sorry but I can only assist you in taking a xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx order

Visitor: ?
Visitor: can u assist me in takin a baby
Visitor: i hav
Visitor: big tits
Visitor: im all milky
Visitor: ?

XXX: Can i take your order please?

Visitor: can i have 10 bags of rice, 3 liters of coke and a happy meal

Operator left chat session

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Some people do really know how to waste time. Ha! :P

I have beaten my record. Used to chat with 4 people on the average.

I can now handle 6 people simultanously.

Hurray! :roll:

I was with my special friend on my way home. The queue for the ride was not that long and we got on board shortly. I got the seat next to the tailgate. We made fun of the door lock as it was just a mere screw sticking upward. We even debated if we should or should not lock it; I just let her have her way and locked it amidst the fact that it will be impossible to unlock it as the length of the exposed screw was too short. "Better have us all locked up rather than all thrown out." Ha! I was right all along. :lol:

After a few seconds, a car hit us from behind. The impact was tremendous, it shattered the tailgate's window. The passenger opposite to me bumped her head on the window and instantly got bruised. What if the car was travelling at a faster rate? Eeeek!

Thank God we were all spared and didnt lose any body part.

Accidents do happen so better be prepared. :roll:

Guess what?

This is my first time to make a deposit transaction using an ATM. I think the bank in-charge should provide envelopes right? Hmm.. I found no envelopes there so I went to National Bookstore and bought a fancy envelope.

I have this slight fear inside - what if? Just what if the bank didnt honor such a transaction for merely not using their designated envelope.

Nah. I have the transaction number with me. hahahaha!

This is fun!

This came from a real chat transcript. Read On

XXX: Welcome to XXXX! How may I assist you?

Visitor: XXX,
Visitor: Need to set up three XXXX, I am a bit confused with the process. Can they act as separate XXX on one root, or... what is the best way to do this (XXX?)
Visitor:

XXX: with XXX, you'll just have them redirected to a XX
XXX: gagu pota

Visitor: Will the XXX be able to see the XXX?

XXX: typos
XXX: no
XXX: as you'll be using a redirection

Visitor: What, then is the easiest way to reclaim my current XXX from current XXX (have two XXX - two XXX). One of the XXX is sold to my XXX wholesale. If I cancel the service, do I cancel the XXX?

XXX: no... usually a XXXX stays XXX minimally for a year
XXX: you need to inform your XXX about the ownership
XXX: it should be XXXX under your name though...
XXX: ;_0
XXX: ;-)

Visitor: That is the problem (or confusion). XXX shows as XXX when I XXX. No option to change info.

XXX: oh isee let me check
XXX: give me one of your XXX

Visitor: xxx

XXX: you can transfer it us
XXX: since the account is active
XXX: it is XXXX to XXXXXX

Visitor: I know, gotta get out. Can I set up XXX with XXX ? As in xxx, xxx etc

XXX: the main account will have the XXX
XXX: you need to set it up separately

Visitor: Thanks, XXX!

XXX: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.

I'm craving for Chicken Curry. It's quite tedious to prepare but it's worth it. You get to chop a lot of onions, garlic, and red bell peppers - not to mention roasted jalapeņo peppers and the smaller variety of chilli peppers (though i use only one of these critters as they're frickin' hot!).

You also need to extract coconut milk as we use it as sauce base.

I wonder how the folks in India do it? Yum!

Hey! It's been a very very long time since I logged here.

My new shift was quite busy. I always have work loads on cue but at least, i still have time for myself and breathe the tension out.

God I miss my friends.

care for bottle of beer this friday? :-(

It's been over a year since I went home early.

Took a shower and put on some comfy clothes... no underwear :twisted: hehehehe!

I'll sleep all day; work all night... for the last time.

Goodbye nightshift, hello mid shift!

Oh well, I reported early for the training. Seems some aspects are similar to the account I was handling before. I think I'll get used to it given a week or so. :D

At long last, I will be a daywalker. I wonder how long will I be in the mid shift? At least I get to sleep at night. 8)

See you at 10PM for a drink guys. Pearl? :twisted:

Just as I have suspected. I'll be assigned to a different account beginning with the training tomorrow and friday.

Starting next week and for the rest of the year, i'll be in the mid-shift, 1PM to 10PM. The schedule seems comfortable but, i'll be missing my friends in the night shift :cry:

Night shift rules!!!

But I know I made someone real happy. :P

Got a frickin' stiff neck. I wonder how I got it? Must be those damn hours sitting in front of the pc.

Reminds me of my grandfather's condition. It's like your neck is suddenly fused to your upper torso.

I'm quite sad about the news I got from my manager. The account I was handling for over a year now has been sold to another outsourced company.

Oh well, I will surely miss the days when the team was strong. We were team of the year last year, quite ironic.

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